“What kind of sandwich would you like” – She “It looks thicker than the others I’ve seen” – She “Do it harder.” -She “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” – She Comic via Explosm...

I bet Dexter could kick Dexter’s ass.  ...

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If somebody liked throwing things around, their sanity would definitely be questioned. But all around the world, people come together to throw around various things. These things range from fish to tomatoes. And these festivals can have people throw things...

TSA, because you were too fat to join the military or become a cop....

FastForward 30yrs….”Grampa, who is that on your leg again? Some cartoon no one else remembers.”...

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I want to see 5 second later photos of the same place....

Trolling done right....

Say what you will about the New York Post, but their headlines are fucking incredible....