You’re constantly looking for any excuse to take a break:

Your work station looks something like this:

You have frequent thoughts of violence:

You’re co-worker’s snarky comments have gotten out of hand:

The stupid office rules don’t make any sense:

Management refuses to pay for any office perks:

The petty office bickering is relentless:

This is your manager’s motto:

This time lapse animated GIF of time passing looks about right:

Your computer is a relic of pre-history:

You’re constantly having to clean up after your co-workers’ mistakes:

You daydream about breaking free and running away on a daily basis:

No one respects your personal property:

This is your mid-afternoon pick-me-up:

You’ve stopped caring about work performance:

And just started coasting by doing the bare minimum:

You pity the new employees that are getting hired:

You’ve found yourself falling asleep on the job:

And finally, you don’t have this guy’s amazing job title: