Next time someone is all up in your Kool-Aid, drop this flavor on them.

“Two hours for what?” the man on the bus wonders.

“Ohhhhh shit! What do I do? Call the cops?”

“Wait no, what if this girl saw me looking over her shoulder? I could be next! Best just to mind my own business.”

“I KNOW TOO MUCH!”

Sadly the story stops there, but I like to imagine it ended with him taking a completely unnecessary trip the police station to report the “crime.”