After a night of drinking, my reaction when I see all the text messages I sent the night before
After I stepped on my cats tail and trying comfort him afterwards
Talking to my mom on the phone
Waiting till you get home to take a crap
When I approach a girl at the bar with a 9:10 body and then I see her 2:10 face
When I got off the toilet only to see a grape sized poop after struggling for 20 minutes
When I overhear someone talking about me
When I pass someone walking into the bathroom I just crapped in…
When I’m driving and someone that’s tailgating me changes lanes and gets stuck behind an even slower car
When my crush recently became single…
When my family finally got a computer
When my friend proudly presented his finished PhD project to me, which is on a subject I know nothing about
When people are yelling outside
When we ask my married friend to come to the pub with us
When you win an argument on the Internet
Whenever I’m singing along to the radio and have to stop at the lights