They can often be found with their heads in the toilet.
They often fall asleep on or near toilets.
They are totally unable to predict when they're about to pass out.
They always find themselves in totally inexplicable situations.
They all make faces like this:
They’ll stop what they’re doing to take a nap. Doesn’t matter where they are. Doesn’t matter who they’re with.
They’re not good around pools.
They’re obsessed with finding something to eat…
…but they often don’t make it that far.
Their depth perception is all over the place.
Seriously, they just can’t seem to get their food to their mouths.
There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable.
They conduct themselves poorly in public.
They constantly misjudge their strength and coordination.
They don’t know when to stop drinking.
They draw on others’ faces when they pass out.
They have absolutely no coordination.
They have no sense of shame.
They have poor impulse control.
They shouldn’t be trusted around heavy equipment.
They have no shame about being seen without pants on.
Things go wrong around them for no apparent reason.
They’re terrible at judging distances.
They’re constantly hurting themselves.
They’re really bad at posing for photos.
And they often fall asleep with their shoes on.