But I want it inside so bad!
Okay, fine…maybe I should have picked a smaller stick.
I can totally win the leaf blower battle.
Wow, this isn’t what I expected at all.
If I stretch out long enough, I won’t have to get wet.
Wasn’t this shorter just yesterday?
I swear I used to fit right on the top!
I just wanted to be a little warmer.
And now I’m very stuck. Please won’t you put the camera down and free me? Thanks!
I wanted to wash my ball.
So I got it wet. Now what?
I can totally take myself for a walk.
And…I’m stuck in the backyard. Send snacks.
I wanted to be pretty like the rainbow on the sidewalk.
What do you think?
I really thought there would be more dry rocks out here.
Can someone please just come get me already? I give up.
I can totally clear that tree while on leash!
Some dogs have their sights set really high.
I can totally sneak out without anyone noticing!
If I smile and pose, maybe they’ll send some help sans the lectures. Seriously, someone send some help please.
Turns out I’m afraid of heights!
I swear that tree wasn’t there before.
No one touch the Frisbee! It’s still mine!
I eated the beez even though mom and dad said no.
They tasted sharp.
I just wanted to play swings like the little humans.
Now I have to pee.
These weights look way more comfortable than my bed!
But they’re not. This dog’s guardian admits: “I may not be raising the smartest dog in the world.”
I’m still small enough to sneak a few licks before they notice.
Remember folks: never leave your dishwasher open and unattended with a dog around. In fact, it’s probably just best to always check your dishwasher (and front-loading laundry machine) before closing the door and turning it on, okay?
I can totally fit under the fence!
Uh oh. Some help please?
What? No one could have seen this coming.
What good are these long legs anyways?
Look how tall I am!
Now please help me down.
Oh howdy there, neighbor!
There’s no need to get my humans involved now is there?
Please note: this pup’s human did get involved and many people have offered amazing solutions to this problem of sneaking under the fence.