This guy is sick of your makeovers:

And this one thinks he’s clean enough:

Did you really have to put your vest on this poor guy:

Or that dumb dinosaur costume on this one:

I mean, seriously, do you ALWAYS have to humiliate me:

Or scare me with the vacuum:

You could at least give this guy equal rights:

I mean this guy IS NOT YOUR PILLOW, dammit:

This one THOUGHT he was getting a day in the park:

And this one just wants to go home:

This one just wants to hang out with you:

And this one thinks you work too much:

This guy didn’t want visitors:

And this one didn’t want be stuck in the rain:

This one just doesn’t want to be a monkey, okay:

I mean, God forbid you treat me with dignity:

Or let me sleep in on a Saturday:

This one just watched you run a red light:

And this one just can’t believe your betrayal:

Because, after all, all I want to do is be your best friend: