The prices here are so good, you’ll always come out a head!
“I long for death.”
Someone definitely made this thing into their wife while stranded on a deserted island.
You can make your own home feel like the bathroom at Arby’s!
“Please don’t touch, I’m fragile.” Noted!
In this case, I really hope Pinocchio doesn’t become a real boy.
How badly do you need to sit right now?
“Buy this painting and share in our family’s misery!”
This book can only get LESS racist from here, right?
Some Ken dolls just want to watch the world burn.
Scarier than any Heffalump or Woozle!
Wait, if he’s a pumpkin man, is he holding the disembodied heads of his kin?
This cup looks like it enjoys being used…a little too much.
Well, at least you know that no one’s taking a cookie from this jar.