Have your house overflowing with toys in every room

Unsuccessfully try to diffuse a meltdown in public

Let them have your phone to keep them entertained

Post a thousand baby pics on Facebook

Wear pajamas in public

Let them sleep in your bed

Cancel plans because you’re too tired

Let them watch a lot of TV

Bargain and negotiate with your kid

Let them eat in the car

Constantly brag about your kid and tell stories to all your friends

Use your shirt as a tissue