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10 Rules Men Wish Women Could Abide By.

Okay men and women are different in many ways, this has been noted for centuries. We do actually have different brain structures, which can sometimes make things frustrating due to misunderstandings and unmet needs. Well ladies here are some things to consider next time you get upset with your man!

'Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.' The dude is like 'Nope'.

'Anything you wear is fine. Really.' Are you sure about that?

'Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.' But subtlety is so mysterious.

'Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, neither do we.' Yeah right...

'If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.' Ha ha, the misunderstandings.

'Sometimes we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.' What do you think about then?

'Sunday Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. It can’t be altered so just let be.' Okay we can live with that.

'Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometime.' I wonder how this centaur feels.

'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers. And this is how we feel about them!

If you think you’re fat, you may be. Don’t ask us. (besides, we’re not suicidal enough to answer anything other than 'no' anyway). He don't give a f*ck!


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