Craziest story…

You didn’t see anything.

I was a little cold.

I swear I wasn’t taking any money.

I was picking out an outfit for you.

I was only playing.

You’re home early.

We were wrestling, I swear.

Just trying out your new shoes for you.

I have no idea how the garbage got everywhere.

I got the mail for you while you were out.

I look fab-u-lo…what are you doing back?

It was like this when I found it.

I’m just watching them.

I was craving some ice cream.

It just kinda exploded.

This? Never seen it before.

Oh, welcome back…

Ok, before you go upstairs I just want to say “I love you.”