The Twilight phenomenon has taken over theaters like a storm. While I and countless other fail to see the appeal of a gay sparkling vampire and a young girl who has to choose between bestiality and necrophilia, there is a big number of people falling head over heels for the Twilight books + films + posters. Thankfully, the internet is here to make fun of it all. For all my fellow Twilight-haters, I present this treat: