Watch your step. A lot of WTFs on the way.

This is not a young woman carrying a young man.

This is not a woman with a foot for a hand.

This is not a tiny baby with fully grown legs.

This isn’t a giant drop-kicking a normal sized man.

This man doesn't actually have smooth, girlish legs.

This news anchor is not threatening his guest with an AK-47.

This is not a woman grabbing at her own crotch.

This is not a giant boy being kissed on the cheek.

This is not a man with a really tiny head.

This is not a tiny man riding on a woman’s back.

This man does not have an erection, and his penis (probably) doesn’t look like a small arm.

Despite what Facebook thinks, those are not the woman’s breasts.

This is not a boy with the face of a man.

This is not a dog politely riding the train to work.

The hockey player in blue did not punch the head off the hockey player in red.

This boy’s left hand is not actually massive.

The woman in lace actually has a head.

That’s not a boob.

She doesn’t actually speed up when you look away from her, or slow down when you look at her.

This girl doesn’t have insanely hairy arms.

The bridesmaids are not all little people.

This is not a pair of well-dressed conjoined twins.

This woman is not levitating on a floating platform.

This woman is not snorting her friend’s hair.

This woman actually does have a neck.