You’re actually considering climbing into this bucket:

Your souvenir photos look like this:

This tactic actually seems like a good idea:

You’ve considered pulling this stunt on Instagram:

And this one on Facebook:

This was your Thanksgiving:

And your Christmas card looked like this:

You eat here at home:

And here when you go out:

You don’t identify with this joke:

But absolutely identify with this one:

This is how you cuddle:

This is how you hang out with friends:

You’ve taken a wedding photobooth photo like this:

Your friends have stopped asking you for dating advice:

You’re considering buying this game:

This is your silverware drawer:

Sometimes you come here to think:

You understand this guy’s desperation:

Your message box looks like this:

You’re actively trying to keep other couples apart: