Mom’s are easy to please.

1. Wine.

2. To be left alone.

3. A construction paper card coated in glitter.

4. To be alone in the house.

5. 24 hours without this happening.

6. Seriously. To be left alone.

7. A Hitachi back massager.

8. The sweet, sweet silence of being alone.

9. For no one to use the stove for thoughtful surprise meals.

10. Precious alone time.

11. A big bear hug and a I love you!

12. But for real, take the kids and…