This wedding guest:

This security department:

This friend who IS NOT picking her friend up from rehab:

This disgruntled roommate:

This double amputee:

This tattoo artist:

The owners of this drive-in movie theater:

This movie-loving dentist:

This vending machine operator:

This office manager:

This Vasectomy Doctor:

This store owner:

This news reporter:

Whoever put up this sign:

This Trophy Wife

This UPS Driver:

This Self-Deprecating Red Head:

The Walmart Employee Who Bundled These DVDs:

And drew on this box:

The guys who work at this nuclear reactor:

This gynecologist:

The owner of this wireless network: