I thought you said size doesn’t matter.

This is what a romantic night looks like.

“I just wanted him to stir my drink.”

D’awww.

Yes, we totally needed 40 tortillas.

It’s all funny until you realize you’re hungry.

“I’m sorry babe, you’re on the no-flight list. I’ll have to go on vacation by myself.”

At least they’re blue.

I’m pretty sure he won.

Grrrrrrr…

Truth be told, it’s probably better than what he would have made.

Have a heart, Dad.

Well, you wanted to marry a guy with a sense of humor.

Windex solves all problems. What’s the issue?