People are strange, to say the least. In different parts of the world you will find weird traditions being followed. But no matter how weird a tradition, it always has its roots in something old that makes sense. The same cannot be said about human fetishes.
We have fetishes that do not make any sense. I thought of gathering examples of 10 such ridiculous fetishes and sharing them with you all.
1. Wollies
Wollies are people obsessed with clothes made of wool. You might have seen the above image circulating the web; no that’s not a Halloween costume, it’s a family of woolies. Yes, those are genitals made of out of wool that the young daughter is touching.
2. The Latex Vacuum Bed
Latex fetishes are popular but this latex fetish bed is a novel and strange concept. It restricts any movements and keeps your privates constrained. I wonder who people can find it enjoyable.
3. Klismaphilia
I don’t even need to go into this one’s details – the following Wiki definition will suffice: “The term Klismaphilia (sometimes spelled Klysmaphilia) refers to the receiving of sexual arousal from introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus.”
4. Squashing
I was familiar with fetish of being attracted to obese people. But a fetish of being squashed by obese people is new to me. And weird. Very very weird.
5. Robot Fetishism
This one has been around for a while but that does not mean that it makes any more sense than the other entries on this list. A robot fetish is feeling sexual attraction towards robots and machines. And if you thought that was weird, wait till you read the next entry.
6. Plushophilia
This hard-to-pronounce fetish is the sexual attraction towards stuffed animals. In other words, a person with plushophilia likes having sex with teddy bears.
7. The Shoulder Sit
This fetish is exactly what its name says it is: enjoying sitting on the shoulders of an older man. Apparently the fetish is connected with childhood memories and how as children we sit on the shoulders of elders.
8. Air Pumping
This one is quite disturbing. Perhaps as disturbing as klismaphilia. “Air Pumping” is the act of using an air pump to pump air into your anus to the point that it expands your belly. Unhealthy. Dangerous. Ridiculous.
9. Chastity
Surprisingly, chastity and chastity belts are a fetish for some people. Wearing these belts cause obvious problems when it comes to peeing and defecating.
10. Beasteality
After having read the other entries on this list, you might not find reading about beasteality – being sexually attracted to animals – that repulsive. Nonetheless, this fetish is dangerous, unhealthy, and makes one wonder what type of a person could have sex with another species.
